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Yes, like motherhood, my humor is a gift. Except my gift wasn’t an accident.

@DirtfootComedy: #ifiwonthemegamillions I’d eat a #Polarpandowl which is a Spotted owl stuffed into a panda stuffed into a polar bear. #mmmmngoodness.

Id pay Rosie O’Donnell to never be on any tv ever again.

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Gen-Cre-

(this is everything posted up till now. Enjoy)

Dear Son,

At this moment in life I have known about you for twenty-two months. I have personally known you for four months. We have not met face to face. I look forward to the moment we do meet face to face with excitement and trepidation. I am excited to know that there is a young man out there who looks a lot like me and who wants me as his father. I am excited about all of the possible adventures we can have together on the journey of our lives.

My fears are numerous, but fears are only boogeymen that try to wash away the good in every heart and soul.

Don’t have much to give as far as material wealth goes. What I do have to give is my heart and my writing, which are gifts to me from God. May I never be selfish with either.

I am going to attempt to share those gifts with you today, by writing a story that came to my imagination recently. I will try to convey in this story the love of life that is in my heart and the lessons that God has taught his children.

Love,
Your Dad.

Prelude-

I do not know the exact times that this story covers. All I know is that the events I am about to set forth happen in the future. A future that even the newest newborn will not know.

As many know the Earth is getting warmer. Whether it is the fault of Man’s indutrial revolution or a natural cycle that the Earth experiences every so often is not known. The fact remains that the Earth is getting warmer. Unlike past cycles in which some plant and animal life survived until a cooling off period, the Earth continues to heat up making out-door life impossible for every breathing creature and most plants.

First the ice caps melted and thousands of miles of ice broke away from Anartica and Greenland sending massive walls of water world wide. A third of the Earths population dies. Sea levels rise covering a third of the Earths exposed surface. Massive storms then ravage much of the temperate land left. The deserts grow hotter and claime more territory.

Man had to move indoors. Large bio-structures were built. As many species of life as could be, were saved. Like a kettle on the stove, as temperatures grew hotter, they grew hotter quicker.
About a hundred million people survived. Billions did not.
The Earth continued to boil. The remaining population made an exodus to Anartica. Though Anartica had plenty of natural resources, trillions of tons of materials had to be moved down.
Still the temperatures rose.

Mankind had to move.

It took several generations to build a settlement on the Earth’s moon. It was only temporary due to lack of necessary resources on the moon. Eventually a settlement was built on a planet that more resembled Earth’s gravitation and had resources from which humanity could extract materials necessary for survival.

The initial settlement on the New World could support only a small fraction of the remaining population. So it was decided that one member from each family line would be chosen to make the move. This helped prevent thinning of the gene pool.
Each person chosen had to be able to reproduce, be free of serious genetic defects and they had to possess skills or knowledge necessary to the function and prosperity of the new settlement.

After the member from each family had been chosen, the remaining spots would be filled by lottery. The same standards of those chosen were to remain in effect for anyone entering the lottery. In actuallity about five percent of the remaining slots were filled by lottery. Most who “chosen at random” were members of the power structure or social elite, family members or anyone who had enough money to buy their way to the New World.

Though no one chosen to go was genetically perfect, this unofficial back door policy of people buying their way allowed for people who carried genetic diseases and communicable diseases to pass them on to future generations.

Through a massive effort by Man and Machine, the New World settlement is built, populated and expanded until it could support a population two thousand times greater than its first census.

In order to strengthen mankind’s position and chances for survival, genetic material saved and stored from Earth was used to make plants, animals, and more people.

It was the first time in man’s history that people were to be artificially made on a large scale. The people were experimental during the first couple of generations on the New World to see if they could grow and act normally. The experiments were successful. More new people were made and introduced to the world of man known as GenCre. Genetic Creations.

The third generation of Gen-Cre were sterilized as well, but they were fitted with tracking devices that transmitted their health status as well as their locations to the scientists, doctors and soldiers who kept track of the experiments. Their physical, mental and emotional healths were carefully monitored as they adjusted to society.
The Gen-Cre adjusted well to the New World as humans. They went to the same schools, learned the same skills and trades. They joined society.

The Gen-Cre blended with society too well as far as some in power were concerned. New laws were made to prevent the Gen-Cre from aquiring political status, from attaining high level jobs and from going to the same scools as the Humans.

Too well as far as some in power were concerned. Laws were made to prevent the GenCre from attaining political status, from attaining high-level jobs and eventually from cohabitation in the Human world.

As the oppressions mounted the GenCre were delegated to menial and servile position. Excluded from education. Segregated from humanity.

Excerpt from Gen-Cre an original story by Brian Robertson

The war began when a GenCre servant refused to work for her human employer without compensation. She was confined for four months for militant behavior as an example to other GenCre.

At first the defiant behavior was based on passive resistance. As more of the GenCre were imprisoned and punishments became harsher the resistance became more aggressive.

Frustration, degradation, fear and resentment became the culture of the GenCre. In time these four negatives, coupled with desire for the inherent rights penned by Thomas Jefferson in the 18th century, led to revolutionary thought in the collective mind set of the GenCre.

During the sixth generation of life for mankind on the New World war began between the GenCre and the Humans.

The New World Council mandated that every man woman and child GenCre alive be marked and registered. A mark being burned into the skin over the left jaw indicating the GenCre man-made origins